 |
| 10 Rules All Strait Men Should Abide By! |
MAN LAW: 101
10 Rules All Strait Men Should Abide By!
Written By Jayi Kemp
So as you can see, I am a pretty opinionated guy and I love sharing my thoughts with the public, but instead of giving just my opinion on what I felt man law should be, I got together with a panel of other men, and we were able to put together or 10 laws we feel all men should abide by, hope you enjoy!
1. It is never okay for a man to send another man a smiley face, frown, or any other form of emotion – icon in a text messages, instant message, or comment on facebook or twitter, so if you don’t wanna be in violation of this rule don’t :), :(, ;-(), no man WHATSOEVER, but it is okay to use this expressions:!,?, when texting a dude.
2. Whenever riding in the cars with your friends and you guys are all males, it is never okay to play Luther, Keith Sweat, Gerald Levert, or any seductive R&B period, but it is okay to play R&B in the car with another male if you have an equal amount of lady passengers accompanying you and it’s at least 1 women 1 man in each row of the car, no 2 guys in the same row, or you will be in violation.
3. It is never okay for a man to enjoy a Popsicle in the company of another man, any man who commits such act is in BLATANT violations of the man law and subject to ridicule and extreme mockery for attempting to perform that act in front of other men.
4. If you’re at a urinal, keep your head strait, playing swords was over with at age 5, so no man should be gagging at another man’s junk.
5. Phone calls to other men are subjected to a 10 minute phone call limit; unless that man is in a crisis of any sort then the time is extended to 45 minutes. Men are direct, strait forward, and interact with each other, so leave the long conversations to the ladies and children.
6. Anytime you’re amongst a group of men and partaking in a meeting or discussion without assign seating, men should sit every other seat, men like space, so give the next men some room.
7. Eye to eye contact is only appropriate if one having a discussion with a man and you guys are giving each other 5 feet of space or one sitting down and the other talking in a distances, men talking and gazing into each others’ eye’s from close distances is wrong, it says 1 of 2 things, 1 either I am interested in you (intimacy) or 2 you trying to fight, direct eye contact could lead to a swift, you been warn?
8. Jr. High was the cut off line for extending your friends your collection of clothing, no man should ever wear, borrow, or use another man’s clothing, of course boys borrowing there dad’s gear is the exception, but that cuts off at 16 as well, get a job!!!
9. Men should not, I repeat should not, never,ever,ever,ever (in my Chris Tucker voice) offer another man a piece of candy! This rule should be so obvious that I will not even go into as why?
10. And finally rule 10, my personal favorite; and the reason the whole discussion came about, MEN SHOULD NEVER EAT COOKIES IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER! Save the Oreo’s for at home, dip your chocolate chips in milk with the kids, but never, I mean never, eat cookies as a snack in front of other grown men, if you’re not high, then this rule is void, and you can eat whatever you want in front of a man of course besides a Popsicle, just get a freeze pop!
Got a rule you would like to add to Man Law: 101, leave a comment!
No comments:
Post a Comment