10 Reasons Why You Won’t Get A Second Date!

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10 Reasons Why You Won’t Get A Second Date!

Written By: Jayi Kemp & Others

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As  always whenever I conduct a survey I not only give you my thoughts on the topic but I also consult with others so that I can deliver a fair and honest list, if that’s possible (lol), well without further ado, here it goes!

10. Facebooking While On A Date; nothing says deal breaker like someone updating their facebook page while on a date with you, not only does it imply that they find you as a person less interesting, but it also lets you know, that if you chose to pursue them further outside of this date, that you will always come second to facebook!

9. Ebonics Are Cool, But Not Desirable Or Need On A Date; Imagine your date trying to get the waiters attention at Olive Garden and he is screaming at the waiter “ah yo gee” how embarrassing is that? And what if that fine lady that you are on a date with orders from the menu and says to the waiter “ya’ll ain’t got no chicken in this bitch!” Ebonics are cool when use appropriate, but if you want to look like the sensible adult that you are, please drop your Ebonics off at the door and save your date the embarrassment.

8. Overselling Is Not Needed; we’re on a date, so kill the sells pitch; anyone who has to sell themselves to someone else is obvious missing something, and if you’re not comfortable with who you are, then obviously you have some wholes that need to be filled and that’s a deal breaker.

7. McDonald's; if anyone suggest Mickey D’s as a first date, needs to be hung up on and block from your facebook friends list, this is too self – explanatory to even entertain it with further dialogue, let’s just say HUGE deal breaker.

6. Can I Add You To My Facebook? Like I stated before facebook is a turn off while on a date, so sending them a friends request while engaging in conversation (hopefully) should be an instant dismissal  from the dinner table, why on earth would you go on a date with someone you found interesting just to facebook them while sitting at the dinner table with them?

5. Your Date Finds You … Boring! Silence is a disaster, if they out of the blue emergency call does not occur, let’s assume that they have manners, but as far as date 2 goes, it’s like Aaliyah said, your chances are “one in a million” and believe me that is not good.

4. Who Initiates The Date Pays! This is not 1950 something; times have obviously changed and with that so has 1^st dates, so if you want to go on a date with someone, be careful about what you say because you should be accountable for it. If I ask a girl out, I am offering to pay, but if she ask me out, well then it’s on her, but if it’s a mutual feeling, let’s just say ya’ll are chilling at her house and the two of you guys get hungry, well then it’s a tossup, but the person who’s house it is should be exempt, unless they bring it up, house rule!

3. Well Really I Was Just Hoping To Make That Headboard Bang; it’s one thing to be confident in your sexuality, but its disrespectful to be so bold as to say only reason I’m here is because “I want to do it.” People enjoy sex; sex is beautiful but to be looked as a piece may be flattering to some, the odds of that second date look pretty suspect buddy!

2. Honey I Didn’t Want To Wait, These Are My Children; there are things worst then going on a date with someone to McDonalds on date one, and bringing your children on a date with you is beyond comprehension, if you don’t have a baby sitter on standby and you have to take your 3 children with you on a date, you’re a hit it and quit it situation, never mind rule number 4 on this issue, if you bring children out on date one, all hope is over with for date two, so if there is any sexual energy there, put the kids in front of the television and get it on!

1. You’re a Fu@#%ng Liar; get caught lying on a first date then you should just be grateful if they sit through the whole date and say good – bye to you for wasting their time you Fu@#%ing liar!