M.A.L.E. Award Nominations … (Male Anal Lovers & Entertainers)

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M.A.L.E. Award Nominations …

(Male Anal Lovers & Entertainers)

Written By: Jayi Kemp

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The year is coming to a close and the time has come for me to do my inaugural M.A.L.E. of the year nominations. What is M.A.L.E.? Well ladies and gentlemen, M.A.L.E. is the acronym for Male Anal Lovers & Entertainers, this award is given to the celebrity/athlete/ role – model, which denies his infatuation for male love but seeks a man’s booty crack when he gets the urge. The only requirement for this nomination is that you have to be an iconic figure and that you have had to done something within the calendar year of 2010 to be viewed as suspect, so without further ado, the nominations are …  

 Lebron James – Yes people king James is under investigation for his sudden departure from Cleveland to Miami, why on earth would a man make that move? He said it was for championships but my panel and I disagree …

Marques Houston – Batman had a pretty nice swing of banging beautiful women like Beyonce and other to now being mention as a male butt cheek lover!

Bishop Eddie Long – Obviously I am not going into any chronological order because on top of being a MALE nomination, Bishop needs to be investigated into his kiddie situation, nothing ticks me off more than a minster violating the trust of parents who let them around their children, shame on you Bishop!

50 Cent and Souljia Boy – One word XXL cover, why?

Wale – I meet this guy in person, in my opinion he is one of the most dynamic and explosive rappers out, but he did sign up to do the DC Gay Festival and even though he canceled his appearance, one still has to wonder why did he ever consider doing it, therefore he gets the nod, even though it pains me to do so …

Drake AKA Aubrey Graham – The music is dope, but the hand gestures, depression over his pass failed loves only special disaster as far as his confidence and women go, and the fact that he signed with Cash Money only makes you wonder, like Drake “Michael Jackson, all I’m missing is the zippers”