10 Signs You Ain’t Hitting It Right!

Baby Can You Give Me One More Chance?

10 Signs You Ain’t Hitting It Right!

Written By: Jayi Kemp and panel

Email Me @ Jkempga419@gmail.com

Hey we all been there fella’s, and if you haven’t been there your lying! There is no man on earth that could tell me that he is 100% at bat, it’s just not heard of, we all have blunders and here is my top 10 signs you ain’t hitting it right!

She gets out the bed and says she wants to go for a jog, nothing says you suck like a women getting up with energy after you rumbled it!

You cum and she lays unresponsive, not only is she saying your sex is wack, but she is also confirming what you should know you have a little ineffective man :(

After you get done rumbling her concubine she asks you to explore her secret garden, a women asking for head after you Cuming is indication that she has yet to release herself, do your job man, do your job!

The magic bullet, your down she is laying down in the bed and you go wash your Johnson off, and all of a sudden you here a … buzz sound, oh my, is that bob!

You did the do and now she wants to critique your performance, you got the size, strength, but now you need to work on your technique, nothing says below the belt like a crash course on sex right afterward!

She starts bitching! Usually sex silences the aggression, but in your case, she starts bitching more, can we say it again, INEFFECTIVE!

Oops I had to get the first one out, yup every man knows it happens the hey I’m happy to see you quickie, all you really can do is wait and hopes it pops back up again soon!

Hey, Babe I want to try this, insult to injury, the women reveals to you her wish list, you know the things she wants to do, but as soon as you mention your down for it, she gives you that awkward look! Yup she wants to perform and role play, but obviously you did not pass her test!

The you need to leave now protocol, so not only was you wack, but now she wants to vacate quick, ouch!!!

I’m not available right now, so please leave a message at the beep … beep!!! Not only do you not get to redeem yourself but you can’t even  get her to pick up the phone for your phone calls, call it the male blow below the belt, recovery time is usually 4 – 6 weeks, or till the next time you get some booty!